Unexpected_Chapter_1

UNEXPECTED


Chapter One




  “Deidara!! WAIT!!” Sasori called out as he was going behind his blond partner. Deidara was rushing, as always, wanting to get to his goal - Orochimaru's lair!
For one of the rare times Sasori was not in Hiruko, that blond idiot had to run? Why? Sasori though,  while his partner was still running. He just wanted to walk a bit... But no!  He was forced to run after the younger like an idiot!
Deidara didn't quite know why was he running.. But he just wanted to get to Orochimaru and kill him. The blond jumped again but before he got further into the forest, he stopped, turning around. He saw his Danna using chackra strings to hold him
   “Tell me, brat... Why the hell are you running?”
That was not a question. More likely, it was an order.
   “I want to get to Orochimaru, that's why” The blond lied.
Actually, he wanted to go to Orochimaru to kill him. When he found out it was Orochimaru the one that left the Akatsuki.. And the description of this person was all he needed to know. He knew it was Orochimaru who ambushed him back then. And Deidara was sure that he had killed him.
Then how -HOW- did he survive? How could he survive Dedara's art? No. It was a lie.. But he needed to find out.. he just had to!
  “You're such a brat!!” Sasori snapped as cold as he could  “If you don't calm down, I'll tie you around that tree so you would stop moving until I'm done..”
After that he passed Deidara, who just stood there for a minute. The blond wanted to blow up the puppet-idiot. He wanted him to just... disappear. But also he didn't wanted that. He just... felt something for him. Yes, he didn't admit it, of course, but he did love the puppet master. He thought that Sasori was so innocent, so cute and kawaii. But he never said it.
“Danna, if you can't keep up.. just tell me” he smirked. He was sure that he was making just good comic. Unfortunately, his Danna knew better. The redhead just watched as his partner stood there, laughing to himself.
  “Are you done being an idiot ?” Sasori said, making that 'idiot' sound. “Nice”... Deidara stopped laughing and watched his Danna with rage, though he didn't say anything. In this position, he just didn't need any words.



Now the two shinobi were calm. They were both quiet for some time.
    “Danna..” the blond started, getting a quiet answer from the other one “Tell me..- came just after a few moments of pure silence. “How far is Orochimaru's lair?” Asked the blond Iwa-nin, looking at his Danna's back.
   “Another hour or so” Spoke the redhead as he marched ahead, not caring if his partner was following.
He tried hard not to look at his partner.. But his traitorous eyes fell on the blond,  who seemed sad. He was impatient.
It never did appear to him. But yet now, he saw his partner so angelic, so quiet. Just like a moment of pure bliss.
   “I understand!” he said. No more talking, no more answers. Sasori was shocked...he would have never guessed that Deidara could ever be quiet. Still, he was..
   “Brat!” the puppeteer spat.  The blond stopped, weird but true. Was his Danna talking to him?
   “f you are tired, brat, you can sit down and rest. That snake-like bastard's lair will stay where it is”  The older one said, having no desire looking at his blond partner. Said ninja looked puzzled. Did his Danna just said that? No, it couldn't be.
   “B-but.. Orochimaru... he is known for his constant escaping.. and if we lose track...” he was interrupted by his Danna, now looking at him
  “Stop it, brat! There is no need to aggravate thing's. Now rest. And no 'Buts'” The puppeteer said as the Iwa nin opened his mouth to object. He just didn't need another word. The young blond sat on a rock, still looking slightly confused.
Sasori sat on another rock, watching a leaf on the ground. Deidara did the same, but his eyes were following the bows that the grass made as the wind played with it.  
Minutes passed as time flew. Deidara was getting slightly bored..
He took out little from his clay and started playing.
   “Are you having fun?”  The redhead asked, as he watched the blond play with the white clay.
   “What does it look like?” Deidara grinned. Sasori was getting irritated.
   “As you say, that peace of shit doesn't even need to be watched” Sasori commented, sounding confident. The younger boy's lips changed to a smirk  “Well, you did look at it, ne?” he was smirking wider, making him look like a seductive angel. Sasori shifted his leg aside and looked directly at him.
“I hope your children won't be the same as you....”







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    “Kabuto... Tell me how is the experiment going?” Orochimaru was sitting in his chair.
    “Very good, sir” He was looking directly at the Sannin now and Orochimaru saw that  
    “What is it..?” The elder tinted with the most evil grin that he could manage on his face.
   “Nothing...I am very satisfied with both the program and the experiment.. My compliments...” The silver-haired man was smiling, actually amused by all of the current events. Orochimaru made the same good smirk, realizing for the thousandth time that he was great.
   “I must go now” Kabuto left the room, leaving Orochimaru alone in the darkness of the room.




He opened his eyes and saw the dark. He hated it, the dark. Such a hateful thing! All he ever knew was darkness. He was born in the dark, but living now. He hated it. He never saw even one stray, some little sparkle, of light... How come?
The only thing so damn close to a sun was the lamp, that damn thing pending over his head. Irritating, somehow. Like something to blew up.
He heard someone coming.. Who was it? Was it.. Him?
Kabuto stepped into the room, looking at the baby with a smirk lifting his features...
“Are you read number 1-2112°?” questioned the young spy, taking the baby in his arms. He didn't like that grip.. It was strange.. wrong. DAMN it all to Hell, but it was wrong...
He started to move, wanting to free himself, but Kabuto held him in place
   “Don't be a pest baby...” he said as said baby started shifting and moving again. He was so damn wrong. He didn't like him... Why?
    “S-stop it! Right this instant!” Kabuto was pissed of...he aggravated the situation by pulling the baby into a tighter grip and making it angry. Now it was late..








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   “KAAAAATSUUUUU!!!!!!!!”
   “ What happened?” asked a man in the basement “I-I don't know.”
   “Kabuto?” asked Orochimaru, rushing towards the spot from where the blast came. He looked at the hole in the wall. Now that was interesting but was it possible..? The man looked amazed at the scene, longing for the moment when he would have the child.
   “O-Orochimaru-S-Sama---” He looked down and saw Kabuto on the ground “Ah, so there you are..” He said, his tone dry as ever. He so did not need this now.
   “And where is he?” Orochimaru was searching for the baby.
   “G-gone..master..” Kabuto was terrified, looking at the ground with an emotionless expression. Orochimaru looked at him..-
   “Gone?” The younger flushed.. What the Hell? Weird feelings came around his body as Orochimaru looked at him.
  “FIND HIM NOW!” Was all he did need to order.
Kabuto bolted from the room like the Devils from Hell were chasing him.. Orochimaru left his spot, forgetting to look carefully and realize that the child was not that much ahead.











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   -What was that, Danna?- Deidara asked, looking up at the sky. The nearby resting birds flew away from the blast
   –I heard it too...-
   –it was a blast Danna, just like...- he stopped. No. It' couldn't be..could it? - It came from that direction, Orochimaru's lair...-  he pointed and that was all he needed to say to make Deidara run as fast as possible, barely letting his Danna keep track with him, though they both were very fast.
They arrived at the lair. Weird. Where were they all?
Sasori looked puzzled. Where did they all go?
   -W-who's there?- asked a man, probably the guard, distracted. He didn't have another chance as Sasori hit him with several kunai knives, leaving him bleed to death..
Both ninjas walked as if nothing happened, as if they didn't kill anyone.
   “Where is he?” Deidara questioned, searching for his target, his prey.  
   “We're not looking for him in person, brat.. Just informations..” Sasori drawled as he walked around. He noticed Deidara stopping, just as he did the same. Turning around he saw the big -huge- hole in the wall, positively caused from the earlier blast.
   “How is..” Deidara got close, but Sasori came even closer. He looked at the substance at the end of the hole and got a script out of his cloak. He opened said object and started performing a Jutsu. Deidara wanted to see what was he doing.
   “No. Don't distract me, brat!” came the harsh reply and the blond did as told..
In a moment, Deidara couldn't see, but he felt something against his feet. Looking down, he saw a smiling baby with blue eyes.
   “Who is he?” The blond knelt to look at the baby better –Danna...-
He called out, wanting to reach his Danna.
   “Not now!!” the puppeteer was cold again, not wanting to be disturbed.
But the child.. Was it--- Orochimaru's?!
   “Danna, I think...” another cold reply. Deidara shut up and made a decision. So he  took the baby, cuddling it a bit. It was actually quite cute, the Iwa had admit..
   “Some one came here...” a voice called out.
They were both going to be caught. Sasori sat up, took the scroll in his hand and looked forward. – Let's go...- He said as he marched ahead. Deidara followed, with the baby in hands.
    “Wait.. is that---?” Kabuto was looking at Sasori and Deidara. Red clouds. Akatsuki. He knew Deidara, though, since Orochimaru had shown him a picture of the said blond. But the redhead? Who was it?
   “Ah, Sasori..” a cold voice came out, startling Kabuto, who but turned around to see Orochimaru – Oroc--- Sasori? He..?- he was looking at the forest in front of him.
   “Yes. Akatsuki. Why did they came here? And why do they have the child?” Asked Orochimaru, having no desire in actually receiving an answer.
   “The baby--- Well, they--- Oh, man, we must---” He wanted to reply, but Orochimaru  cut him off. “No, it's perfect! My only weapon is in the hands of the two perfect parents...Great!!” he said, with an evil smirk on his face, while Kabuto stood stiff, looking at Orochimaru, still shocked.








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    “Well,  Deidara? Are you alive?” Sasori turned to see the blond, amazed by the belonging of said ninja.
    “What is--- t-that thing, Deidara?” He was utterly confused. Was Deidara holding a baby?
   “It's a baby, silly..” said Deidara, now wanting to prove that he was, indeed, a brat... Sasori patted his head.
   “Y-yes, I surely can see that, but---ehm---how did that---where?”
The redhead asked again, but received no answer from the blond
   “ANSWER ME!” Sasori yelled at Deidara, who got scared as same as the baby, which  started to cry, -loud-
   “Now look what you've done, you've made him cry..” Deidara cuddled the baby “S-stop it-- make it STOP!” he said as he covered his ears. It was somehow irritating. The baby calmed down.
   “There now... All better!” Deidara smiled.
Sasori was shocked...was he dreaming?